Hi kids.
Today’s
post is brought to you by a few of my favorite words, they are: Particularly.
Practical. Peculiar and Lasciviously. Of
course my list is much longer seeing as how I’m damn near old and therefore the
list grows annually. However, let me
begin by saying that I’m a firm believer in that everyone must have at least one
or perhaps, two words that makes their mouth sing when saying them. Particularly, Practical, Peculiar and especially
Lasciviously do just that for me: In order to get them out properly I find that the teeth
fence back the tongue, the tongue dances from top to bottom, back to front and the
lips try, but fail to purse.
So while you
are just sitting there today inching forward in a slinky roadway of inching traffic or waiting in line at the grocery store
while the lady in front of you argues with the cashier about her expired
coupons, take a moment and give word waltzing a try and see what makes your mouth dance.
Ok, enough
of that…
The
Christmas rush is over. Now maybe we can get on to something a
bit more mysterious... like Easter. And
speaking of which… If Jesus were to do the Easter thing today I bet the last
thing he would text to his followers would be: BRB.
Ok, nuff said there.
Now.
I would like
to say thanks for the gifts I received this Christmas and in the course of the
year.
1. Thanks Sandy and Scotty for the doll
heads and doll parts and the bobbing Dexter action figure that you gave me just
before Thanksgiving. The two of you rock. Also, THANK you for the Zombie the two of you
saw fit to give me for Christmas. (Yes
folks, a Zombie, I mean the Zombie wasn’t alive or anything in the sense of
real because Zombies just aren't in any way, manner or form, alive, thus being a
Zombie.) Thanks girls.
2. My sister, for giving me a shoe
box full of doll parts and heads.
3. Crystal for the wonderful vintage Barbie
spin off, that looks more like something out of the 50’s that mama would tell
her boys to shy away from. This doll says… hussy and strumpet. Just love it. That
would be the doll in the right hand corner of the Christmas card I posted prior
to this entry.
4. My grand kids for actually believing in their
heart of hearts that I’m the coolest cat around.
5. My Homer Simpson house slippers that I received last
year from Pauline that I actually wore this year for the first time that are so
big and fluffy that my two-year old granddaughter pets them.
6. The wonderful and thoughtful card
from Carol of Mercy Street aka Suicide Blonde.
7. Ex-Wife II for the tea and mug and
for being a wonderful friend.
8. My son for the Magellan GPS, not
that I’m always lost or anything remotely similar.
9. My Daughter for being the most
wonderful woman in the world.
10 Sasha for being Sasha, Valda for being Valda
and The Sole Proprietor for being the Sole Proprietor.
There are
many more, but a list worth its salt should never exceed ten so thanks one and
all.
Now what I
really came here to talk about is how to or not to be properly green but
somehow I got off tract. That will be in the next issue. Stay tuned, you will
not want to miss this one if you have kids or elderly parents living with you.
Cheers.
Fuentes! Fuentes! Fuentes!
Hugs
Posted by: snapscot | January 07, 2009 at 10:27 PM
My word is stekelvaarken
Posted by: Occasional Bitch | January 08, 2009 at 10:04 AM
Your welcome but your card was better.
Posted by: Carol | January 08, 2009 at 02:34 PM
Oh you are so good to give thanks for those that remember you. I especially like the lady you have at the top of this entry. I would like to be sexy like that. Have a great new year.
Posted by: mz. em | January 09, 2009 at 02:41 PM