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Diamonds

So the other day this cat hands me a cd to listen to (no name on the cd whatsoever) and then asks me to tell him who it is.

I listen,

Of course it was Robert Smith of The Cure, then another track spins down and it’s not Smith at all but David Bowie, another track flips and surely it is U2, but then again I get the feeling like Snow Patrol but not exactly. Lou Reed?  Then Missy fires by and it’s Ray Davies… Yes, I have it.

Then Sometime Around Midnight spins off and It’s the best that Arcade Fire has done to date. So I Settle on Arcade Fire.

But I’m feeling that it all at best may be a trick and think...Warren Zevon, but isn’t he dead?

Fact is, it's a local Los Angeles Band: The Airborne Toxic Event… How come I’ve never heard of them?

You tell me… Arcade Fire or U2 with a bit of Smith, Bowie tied in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2YnDlEMXiU

You can see why I thought Ray Davies…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3oav-LMl1k

And this… incredible, it starts of very mellow and ends up driving.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL_NcoCJgzo&feature=related

 

Los Angeles still has it. 

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Doll Head #34 photographed at Forest Lawn Cemetery Glendale Ca.

FELLAS, GUYS, CATS AND CHAPS.

Ladies, you may want to check out JD over at I Do Things while I have a little chat with the guys. Don’t get me wrong, I love y’all but this is strictly boy talk. However, you may stick around but, you have been warned.  

Now over to the boys...

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Can I really give her MORE PLEASURE if I had a bigger penis?

Remember guys when they tell you size doesn’t matter. Women say no in an attempt to not hurt your feelings, the same way they say… “No, these heels are quite comfortable, why do you ask?” Well, shoes may be one thing, and yes, sure if the heels are cute a woman will suffer copious amounts of pain just to look good and just the same way when it comes to penis size they may say no but the answer is a resounding YES.

Now think about it guys, you can give your woman more pleasure with a larger penis. It's all biological. A woman's vagina is lined with nerve endings that create pleasure sensations, and having a bigger penis means having more surface area to stimulate these nerve endings, giving her, you guessed it, MORE PLEASURE!!! Think of it as putting on a pair of perfect Timberland workboots, too loose and you blister, too tight and your dogs start howling, comfortably snug and you’re styling in comfort.

Let's look at some sad, but true facts:

· The average erect penis size is just 6.16". Over 90% of all men possess this size. I, myself, measure in at 6.13.
· 30 Million men in the USA alone suffer from Erectile Dysfunction (Impotence)
· The majority of men have very poor blood circulation to the penis when they are thinking.
· Over 98% of men would increase the size of their penis if they knew how.
·99% of all men have a weaker, smaller and underdeveloped penis to what they could possess. Could possess fellas, could possess.

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Dear Sarah Palin

What in the hell has gotten into you? Did you forget where you came from.? Are you too good for us now? Don’t you remember that when you left for the governor’s mansion we supported you even though you left Wasilla in debt for $20,000,000. We even stuck by you when you decided to use your clout to have your brother-in-law fired. Lest we mention we lied for you when you were stooping your aide while Todd was out snowboarding or whatever he does in that neon colored jumpsuit. So how could you blow us off upon your return to Wasilla this past week?

There must have been at least 500 of us braving the cold north chill as it blew in and through the Wasilla Greyhound station. We had set up four hot coco stations. Hot dogs, cotton candy and five varieties of moose on a stick, including bear balls pie, your favorite. Yet you choose to slip in un-noticed, un-available and uppity. I ask again what has gotten into you?

Well, we don’t mean to make a big deal out of your big deal, however, we’ve compiled a list of concerns that may help if you decide to run for office in 2012.

1.   Here at home: First and foremost we hope you brought Joe the Plumber back to Wasilla with you because as you can see, the loo is backed up and that is why I’m writing you with my ass stuck in a trash can.

2.   Math: Don’t take this the wrong way, but, when a wealthy donor gives you $20, 000 to $25,000 for three suits for the Republican Party nomination bash, and three suits for the campaign trail they do not mean $150,000 for yourself, an additional $40,000 in snow attire for Todd, and most definitely NOT $20,000 plus for your kids, including $10,000 for Twig, that he will grow out of in the next year or so. We’re not counting but that adds up to a little over $200.000. Oh, and don’t let the Wasilla hillbilly looting Neiman Marcus statement, upset you. I would have done the same. Maybe.

3.   Geography: Africa is a continent, not a country.

4.   Periodicals: The Wall Street Journal is a newspaper not a diary.

5.   Interviews: When asked what magazines you do read, do not reply with People, Us and TV Guide.

6.   Thoughts: Try to finish a complete sentence.

7.   Politics: Just in case you didn’t know, there is a neighbor, considering the size of Alaska, neighbor is relative, but there is one you may consult with when it comes to politics and world affairs and that would be Mivox. Do look her up.

Well that’s about it. I left it at seven, let’s start off easy. After all even God took a rest on the seventh day. Which brings up another little riddle for you to settle upon: How come god had to rest on the seventh day, if he were indeed the creator of all mankind, why would he become tired? Or as my good friend Homer Simpson once said:  “Could God Cook a Burrito So Hot Not Even He Could Eat It?”

Ya’betcha.