FELLAS, GUYS, CATS AND CHAPS.

Ladies, you may want to check out JD over at I Do Things while I have a little chat with the guys. Don’t get me wrong, I love y’all but this is strictly boy talk. However, you may stick around but, you have been warned.  

Now over to the boys...

Fellas, every now and again you must have asked yourself: Does size really matter when it comes to sexually satisfying a woman?

 

Can I really give her MORE PLEASURE if I had a bigger penis?

Remember guys when they tell you size doesn’t matter. Women say no in an attempt to not hurt your feelings, the same way they say… “No, these heels are quite comfortable, why do you ask?” Well, shoes may be one thing, and yes, sure if the heels are cute a woman will suffer copious amounts of pain just to look good and just the same way when it comes to penis size they may say no but the answer is a resounding YES.

Now think about it guys, you can give your woman more pleasure with a larger penis. It's all biological. A woman's vagina is lined with nerve endings that create pleasure sensations, and having a bigger penis means having more surface area to stimulate these nerve endings, giving her, you guessed it, MORE PLEASURE!!! Think of it as putting on a pair of perfect Timberland workboots, too loose and you blister, too tight and your dogs start howling, comfortably snug and you’re styling in comfort.

Let's look at some sad, but true facts:

· The average erect penis size is just 6.16". Over 90% of all men possess this size. I, myself, measure in at 6.13.
· 30 Million men in the USA alone suffer from Erectile Dysfunction (Impotence)
· The majority of men have very poor blood circulation to the penis when they are thinking.
· Over 98% of men would increase the size of their penis if they knew how.
·99% of all men have a weaker, smaller and underdeveloped penis to what they could possess. Could possess fellas, could possess.

Yet, there is a bright side… You can massively increase your penis size in as little as 2 weeks with my patented process that I was able to develop after three years in a super secret camp deep in the bowels of the Amazon forest.  Best of all, there are no pumps, weights, pain, and especially no dangerous and expensive surgery involved. According to my in depth recent survey, men who successfully enlarge their penises with my special process report feeling much more confident and best of all, gentlemen, you can finally be the man she always wanted you to be.

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No more problems because you can't get it up and keep it up. Hoodakahunka Penis Pills will keep the blood flowing to your penis so you will always get hard and stay hard. (May cause dizziness)

By using this proven formula daily, most of my patients dramatically increased their penis by 2" (5cm) , 3" (7.5cm) , even 5" (12.5cm)  (Don’t let the math conversion confuse you, cm is for out European and Canadian brothers ). And, best of all, Hoodakahunka breakthrough herbal formula is 100% natural and safe, with no known side effects other than a bit of light-headedness. There is absolutely no prescription necessary.

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Well there you go fellas and I must be perfectly frank here, I haven’t used the product myself but I’ve crushed a few of the pills, rubbed them into a perfectly healthy carrot and as you can see, it does work, it really does and for only $167.99 for a three month supply.

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Caution: Hoodakahunka may cause a slight dark discoloration of the penis.

Comments

[Carol]

Um, blink. Guess I should have heeded the warning.

[Stephanie]

I just heard that Bugs Bunny has sworn off carrots.

[Alvin]

Thanks girls, it's tough being a guy, with the pressure and all.

[JD at I Do Things]

I am urging all my lady readers to stick around and read this important info-post. Women everywhere MUST be informed of Hooda . . . what is it now? Well, anyway, thank you for addressing in such a knowledgeable way the long-known FACT that, yes, women prefer a whopping big penis. We don't care if it's discolored, either. Give us a big one!

And thanks for the link!

[the Occasional Bitch]

Oh bullshit. As a friend of mine (male) once said "if someone asks to see your sex organs, wiggle your fingers at them and stick out your tongue"

amen to that.

[Alvin]

Thanks JD, Point well taken, and I'm glad I could be of a service to womankind if even in an indirect sort of way.

However, as for myself, speaking from personal experience, I think the very effervescent Occasional Bitch has me covered and a lot of other men with her knowledge of what it really takes to *ahem* *cough-cough* get'r done. But a humungo jimmy would be an added bonus for sure.

[the Occasional Bitch]

Even my friend there missed the biggest sex organ. Every man has one (though few use it properly) and it weighs, on average, 3 lbs. and rests between 2 hanging appendages.

The brain.

[Alvin]

OC: True, true, however these is one minor flaw in this theory and that is if a man becomes aroused first, then there goes all the blood that should be utilized for the brain. God is cruel at times.