A WLA Family Fairy Tale
Ok the two of you into
bed, a short story and then it’s
lights out.
-YAY!-YAY!
-Ok, kisses. Snugly?
-Yes
-Yes.
Ok, once upon a time in
the far far away, your great grandmother was on her way to the Piggy Wiggly to
get fixings for the family Thanksgiving dinner. And out of nowhere, because,
nowhere and in between thinking things that we all think about is when these
things happen: there was this loud and thunderous “THUMP-Boom”.
At first it was a mystery, onlookers thought
she had been abducted, but then it was clear to one and all: Jesus had called
her to heaven, right there, right in the middle of Wednesday afternoon, right
in the middle of the week, right in the middle of her golden years. Right
before Thanksgiving…
And that is why all kids
have to sit at the kid’s table during Thanksgiving dinner: so that in case
Jesus comes back for seconds, the kids won’t be confused for adults.
The END.
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