A WLA Family Fairy Tale

Ok the two of you into bed, a short story and then it’s  lights out.

-YAY!-YAY!
-Ok, kisses. Snugly?
-Yes
-Yes.

Ok, once upon a time in the far far away, your great grandmother was on her way to the Piggy Wiggly to get fixings for the family Thanksgiving dinner. And out of nowhere, because, nowhere and in between thinking things that we all think about is when these things happen: there was this loud and thunderous “THUMP-Boom”. 

At first it was a mystery, onlookers thought she had been abducted, but then it was clear to one and all: Jesus had called her to heaven, right there, right in the middle of Wednesday afternoon, right in the middle of the week, right in the middle of her golden years. Right before Thanksgiving…

And that is why all kids have to sit at the kid’s table during Thanksgiving dinner: so that in case Jesus comes back for seconds, the kids won’t be confused for adults.

The END.